The husband came home Saturday. Woo hoo! 3 out of 4 kids got sick Saturday. Boo!
My home phone has been out since our thunderstorm last week. Whatever techno gadget controls Vonage is fried, so we had to order a new one. In the meantime, all of my home calls are forwarded to my cell phone.
Cell phone caller ID only gives the number of the caller if they're not programed into my phone. I don't know anyone's phone number, so I never know who is calling me. I haven't been answering my phone.
M's gymnastics class is in 1 hour, to be immediately followed by shoving McDonald's down our throats before our Roots and Shoots meeting. We have to eat McDonald's b/c we have no lunch food in the house.
We have no lunch food in the house b/c I went to Shop Rite last night, filled my cart, packed my grocery bags, and discovered that my debit card was missing. At 10pm. Talk about humiliating.
My debit card was in the pocket of my jeans, in the laundry, where I stuck it after getting gas on Thursday.
I did buy a stale raspberry donut with cash, to ease the humiliation.
After Roots and Shoots, I have to go to the grocery store.
And I think the kids gave me their germs.
I would like a nap.
WTF, me. #solareclipse2017
21 hours ago