"You all think Christmas just happens. You think all this goodwill just falls from the freakin' sky, WELL IT DOESN'T! IT FALLS FROM MY HOLLY JOLLY BUTT! So you can cook your own damn turkey, wrap your own damn presents, and hey, while you're at it YOU CAN ALL RIDE A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH TO HELL!"
4 comments:
Okay, am I a dork if I have to google Lois Griffin?
I've completely succumbed to chaos and clutter. I need the FlyLady or Clean House.
Oh Im so in tune with you on this one ...work my heart out and see it all disintergrate in a mid day feeding frenzy... ho ho ho (sigh)
Gotta go, Ive put off everything till the last minute...
That's too funny. Now I have to go google FlyLady.
The Family Guy is my guilty pleasure. I finally started wrapping today, and then immediately realized I didn't have enough paper, so I had to go buy more. I'm going to lock myself in my room tonight with the bottles of Capt. Morgan and Coca-Cola and wrap some more.
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