Books I Want to Write

but I haven't found the right market.

I was goofing off, trying to think of something interesting to write about (interesting *to me*) and found this idea. There was a pretty please request to be linked, and I have a hard time refusing pretty pleases, so here you go, Chris Brogan.

I have no business writing books. Sometimes I don't think I should even be allowed to read books. I have very little awareness when it comes to the writer/reader relationship I'm told is supposed to exist. And I think my list reflects that.

Homeschooling Kids Who Do Things Like Hide Frozen Apple Pies Under Their Beds.

You CAN Raise a Child with Asperger's Without Doing Jail Time Yourself.
(I Can't Speak for the Kid)

The Pros and Cons of Marrying Someone You Met Online... 8 Months Ago

The Guide to Potty Training by Age Three or Four. Sometimes Five. And Where to Buy Waterproof Mattress Covers.

Childproofing Your Cat

The Hermit's Guide to Forming a Positive Relationship with the UPS Man (Or FedEx Woman)

When You Believe In Being Open With Your Children, And Then Your Six-Year-Old Asks What HIV Is

Why The Weather Channel Gives Me Nightmares: The Story of My DysFUNctional Family

When Law and Order: Criminal Intent Diagnosis Your Child And You Fall in Love with Vincent Donofrio


And my autobiography
I Don't Think Pig Blood Is Funny